please don't let me be misunderstood

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

(Source: meladoodle)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

221cbakerstreet:

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

somebody start a white house petition

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

Old Sport

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

termsofenragement:

Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

(Source: vans-supreme)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: iamckellen)